Every Friday, we here at the SoBros Network like to give you a proper sendoff into your weekend. Something to make you laugh, something to make you happy, something to give you a raging boner, whatever you want to call it. But, anyway, we figured why not give this special column a name? So, here we are, folks – it’s the Friday Feel Good. This week, we take a look at a gentlemen whipping up some sort of liquor pepsi egg concoction.
I like to think of myself as a bit of mixologist. It’s been a long hard week, so I’m already thinkin’ about what I’m going to pour up. G&Ts (it is #GinFriday, after all), ‘ritas, old-fashioneds….you name it. But, given all we have to celebrate after our best quarter yet, I’m wanting to try something new.
Thankfully, I’ve got homeboy here giving me a little inspiration. That’s right, on this week’s edition of The Friday Feel Good, we’re going to blow off steam from another long work week by learning something new!
As usual, here’s a link in case Instagram takes this down.
Well, folks, there’s only one word we can use to describe this man: BAMF. If you don’t know what that means, you’ll have to Google it. I’ve used the f word enough this week, and don’t want to embarrass my family too much.
Anyway, HOLY SHIT – that dude used HIS FINGER to light his cigarette! What on Earth is this concoction??? Beer, vodka, Pepsi, and an egg?? Surely the egg is for functionality and not for taste. This probably tastes like what’s left in the toilet bowl of the Rusty Nail at 4AM on a Sunday morning.
I don’t understand his methods at all….let me see if I have this right. You pour some vodka in a fish bowl, chug a beer, swirl it around, pour the foam in on top, pour some Pepsi in, crack an egg and dump it in there, light your finger on fire, light a cigarette, swallow the lit cigarette, chug the concoction.
Geez – I need to find my aviator sunglasses, but then I think I’ll be good to recreate this.
We’re in Chattanooga for the weekend…won’t be back to Nashville until WrestleMania, so I’m going to mosey on over to The Honest Pint and this how I’m finna be.
Happy Friday, guys – whatever you do, stay safe out there. Celebrate life. Wave at the haters. All that stuff.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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