Wow – second article of the day with ‘murder’ in the headline. Alright, now – we’re going to have to tone it down or people are going to start thinking we’re an actual media outlet! HEYO! Anyway, I get that Easter was almost a week ago, but bear with me. This week has been an absolute blur. New Titans uniforms, more potholes in Nashville, WrestleMania week….yeah, forgive me if I’ve completely lost track of time. Still here to cover all of your big Easter bunny stories, though.
Like this one. Every year, we get some clip or some hilarious photo of a kid who is not reacting well to visiting the Easter bunny. However, in fairness to the kids in this video, the Easter bunny isn’t always busting out from behind a closed door. Take a look for yourselves.
As usual, here’s a link in case Instagram takes this down.
Waking up and realizing it’s not Christmas and you still have to go to mass. Happy Easter.
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I’m going to be honest with you guys here. I feel incredibly guilty about not feeling guilty that I can’t stop watching this clip. It’s one of the best of the year. Just gut-busting funny stuff here. I can hardly catch my breath, and it never gets old. Some would call that sad, and thing is, I don’t think I can disagree. “How could you take enjoyment in such obvious pain in innocent children?” Well, my answer to that is simple. Do you see that child’s face?
That is the definition of panic taking over your body. I wonder how much of the other kids’ crying is legit fear and how much of it is just this one kid’s panic taking over the entire room. It’s really awe inspiring how that kid’s able to command the room. He or she is going to grow up to be a fine leader one day.
But, have you ever seen the real face of terror? Well, if not, guess what – it’s the FUCKIN’ Easter bunny! That’s our big takeaway here today.
Anyway, catch y’all later…I’m going to go ahead and keep watching this clip on loop for a few more hours.
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