I’m a big fan of apes. In fact, I’ve often said that I am an ape. I’m a human ape, or man-ape, if you will. I walk with my knuckles facing forwards – no idea how that habit started, but I never noticed until Rooster pointed it out to me at the office job several years ago. Just come through the office like a big ol’ gorilla. I’ve also found that I climb into my car….not like most people who simply sit in their car. But, I’ll like crawl in with both knees and then turn to sit down. I also pick bugs out of people’s hair and eat them. Just overall, a big gorilla enthusiast.
So, if anyone’s going to appreciate this ape knocking the shit out of his/her buddy, it’s me. And, you’re welcome for that personal insight as well.
Meanest open neck I’ve ever seen pic.twitter.com/ukbVZVJQcK
— LakeShow (@LakersCentral16) May 15, 2018
I don’t know if this qualifies as a prank in the animal kingdom or what, but that ape has CTE. No doubt about it. I hope everyone’s laughing about it in their little ape sanctuary, like “AY, Marty – you see what Dave did to Perry today? Motherfucker knocked his lights out!” Then, all of the gorillas have a good hearty chuckle about it.
If it’s bullying, then that shit is not cool and these gorillas need to sit through one of the WWE’s Be A Star campaigns.
Also, I’m going to feel really bad if this was a hurtful act and I, as well as the rest of my gorilla brethren, am laughing about it. But, how crazy is this? I mean, not only is it zany, but the ape pulled this off with its damn kid hanging off its back.
Maybe these are like the white trash versions of apes that will fight in the Wal-Mart parking lot while holding their babies. I don’t know – it’s hard to say, and really – I won’t know until I complete my mission to communicate with apes.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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