Hulk Hogan’s Lookin’ Ready to Lace up the Boots Again!

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Hulk Hogan has been marred in controversy ever since WrestleMania XXX, calling the Superdome in New Orleans the “Silverdome.” Then, y’know…the whole racist stuff. Anyway, the point is that he’s been cast aside by the WWE, and rumors are just now ramping up that that relationship could be on the mend. Well, if it’s any indication of his future role with the company, Hogan is out there grinding, looking like a damn snack.

Hot damn, that’s a hoss, BROTHER! Even got those lips puckered out for all the ladies so they know what he do.

Never mind that he’s 64 years old and the last time he wrestled, it looked like his body was on the verge of literally breaking down. The Hulkster’s back in the gym, and that can only mean one thing: he’s coming back to wrestle!

And, really – what could possibly go wrong?!? I’m sure crowds have totally forgotten about his racist comments. Definitely won’t be any sort of backlash over this. And, he looks like he’s in tremendous, oily shape! So, you know he had to do it to ’em. It looks like it’s only a matter of time before those boas are flowing, and Hulkamania is running wild in a WWE ring again. I’m sure WWE doctors won’t have any sort of reservations on clearing this guy to go. I know things were a little rocky several years ago when he wanted to wrestle and they essentially wouldn’t clear him to do anything more than walk down the entrance ramp. But, things have changed since then…just look at that beach bod glisten!

So, we might as well start thinking about those dream matches we never saw: Hogan vs. Cena, Hogan vs. Undertaker at Summerslam with Hogan’s Summerslam streak on the line, Hogan vs. Roman Reigns, Hogan vs. Daniel Bryan, Hogan vs. Kane in an Inferno Match, Hogan vs. Braun Strowman. LFG LFG LFG!

Get that guy on a full-time schedule, STAT! He looks ready for it and there’s definitely no reason for WWE to be apprehensive about this whole ordeal.

He’s looking a whole hell of a lot better than he was when Joey Janela ran into him at the airport a few weeks ago:

It’s a got damned miracle, BROTHER!

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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