Guys, I have to say I’ve never been a big soccer guy. Love the World Cup, love the Euros, but generally have no clue what’s going on. I’ve tried! It’s just that my mind is constantly preoccupied by a million different things. I’d love to have awesome soccer coverage on the site. I just can’t do it (real talk: if you want to cover it for us, hit me up). Anyway, you’re about to watch an absolute sniper on the soccer pitch take down some people, and I’m trying to apologize to you all because this is the extent of our soccer coverage on the site.
As usual, here’s a link in case Instagram takes this down.
RUTHLESS. AGGRESSION.
Can’t help but be amazed by this kid’s willingness to do the dirty work. What’s the best way to ensure your opponent can’t compete at a high level? You knock them the hell out! But, what’s most impressive is the accuracy this kid has. I mean, this is two kicks, two KOs.
Those poor kids may still be laying there on the field.
No, it’s not very sportsmanlike, but you can’t tame a stone cold killer. People forget that Michael Jordan wasn’t always the best sport. That’s because he placed an emphasis on winning above all else, ’cause as Ricky Bobby would say, “if you ain’t first, yer last.” This kid, MJ, and Ricky Bobby share that killer instinct.
That’s where we are with this kid. He’s the Michael Jordan of youth backyard soccer.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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