I don’t wear heels, so I’m still learning the ropes. That’s right – I’m trying to expand my horizons in order to become a more well-rounded and well-adjusted adult. So, I’ve been dabbling in wearing heels from time to time. Y’know…to like check the mail, wash my car, mow the lawn…stuff like that. Just so I can walk a mile in someone else’s shoes. One thing I’ve only recently learned is how desirable beach heels make you. Also, I would recommend listening to this song while reading this “article.”
As usual, here’s a link in case Instagram takes this down.
DAMN, MAMI! DRIPPING. IN. FINESSE.
Fashion takes no holidays, folks. Fashion takes no prisoners either. You are all beholden to the fashion.
And, this woman knows that fashion comes above all else (gross). You can’t forsake the fashion…not even for comfort. It doesn’t matter if you’re on a beach, wading through sand, trying to keep your damn kids on their leashes – fashion doesn’t rest for any man, woman, child, dog, or mannequin.
This woman understands that, and obviously is on her fashion grind like the whoa (do people still say “like the whoa?”). Obviously, she’s doing something right. She ended up on a SoBros Network article. Real recognize real.
This is a true lady.
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