Man, jury duty seems like a real pain in the ass. I’m going to be honest with you guys – I hope that if I’m ever summoned for jury duty, this website is legitimate enough to be considered a “media outlet.” Because, I once heard that they don’t allow journalists to serve on juries through a friend of a friend whose cousin read it somewhere and that’s as good as facts to me.
But, I will say this – if they call you for jury duty, you have to make sure you prepare for it. You have to bring your A-game. It’s not a situation you can take likely, and you definitely don’t want to slip up like this woman did.
Courtesy of The Tampa Bay Times:
A New Port Richey woman faces drug possession charges after deputies said she reported for jury duty with cocaine in her cargo pants pocket.
Kristine Victoria Mittler, 39, is charged with possessing cocaine and methamphetamine.
Mittler set off alarms at the security area around 1 p.m. Monday, shortly after walking into the West Pasco Judicial Center, according to the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office. She had not been selected as a juror, but “was in the waiting process of finding out if she would become a juror,” deputies said.
Deputies found two foil packets holding a white powdery substance in Mittler’s pocket. A field test on the powder, which weighed 0.6 grams, tested positive for cocaine. The deputy searching her also found a straw that tested positive for methamphetamine, according to the release.
CLASSIC MISHAP! Gee golly, don’t you just hate when you show up to court and forget about the hard drugs in your pocket?!
Happens to the best of us, ma’am. Don’t beat yourself up too bad over it.
Or, you know what – I said jury duty was pretty much a nightmare. Maybe this was her elaborate scheme to get out of it? Two routes to go – you can say you are racist and will vote accordingly, but then people are going to look at you funny and think you’re an asshole. How do you avoid that?
You go with the second option: fill your pockets with drugs and walk right into the courtroom.
I’ve actually swung my stance on this story. This is genius actually.
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