Post Malone and the Undertaker Is the Team-up We Never Knew We Needed

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Big weekend in the wrestling world, as the NXT brand held a knockout show in TakeOver: Chicago II on Saturday night. Then, we had what is now one of “the big five” shows on the WWE calendar in Money in the Bank. All in all, just one of those few wrestling weekends of the year when you just get excited to watch the graps. But, lost in all of the fanfare is this golden nugget of a story:

Courtesy of IWNerd:

It appears as if the Undertaker didn’t spend his Saturday night watching NXT Takeover: Chicago. Instead, the Deadman was in attendance of the Post Malone concert that took place in Austin, Texas.

During the concert, the Undertaker chokeslammed Post Malone. He also smashed a guitar alongside rapper 21 Savage. Yes, this is really happening in 2018.

What Earth is this? Where are we?

Is The Undertaker enduring a mid-life crisis? Like, you had a pretty good match against Roman Reigns in the main event of WrestleMania 33, man. There may not be a better opportunity to ride off into the sunset like a champion. You don’t have to do this.

But, nope – that’s not happening.

Instead, we got the Dead Man coming out at WrestleMania, slaughtering John Cena, wrestling Rusev in a Casket Match in Saudi Arabia, and he’s booked to wrestle Triple H in Australia. Now, he’s showing up at Post Malone shows in Texas. Is Taker a Post Malone fan? I hope so. That would be the best possible news coming out of this story.

I’m just saying….the Undertaker farewell tour including John Cena, Rusev, Triple H, and Post Malone is not something I saw coming, but I’m here for it.

I hope they actually collab on a track now. More musical acts should bring wrestlers in for such shenanigans. Get Seth Rollins out there Curb Stomping people at a Coldplay show. Let’s see A.J. Styles hook the Calf Crusher on Cardi B.

There’s money here, people.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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