Every Now and Then, a Monkey’s Just Gotta Check What You’re Working With

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I’ve never met a monkey I didn’t like or want to befriend. In fact, some of our best content has come off of some fine work by monkeys. I would actually say they are one of our biggest allies in our efforts to become a legitimate business and Nashville media company. Paul Heggen, WKRN, Southern Underground Pro, and monkeys.

Well, folks – they’ve done gone and done did it again! Monkeys are back big time with this latest clip of a little guy coppin’ a feel.

As usual, here’s a link in case Instagram takes this video down.

Sick little tube. @el_rey_del_corrido

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You know he had to do it to ’em.

You don’t put on a fresh pair of trunks like that to NOT feel people’s balls. But, in all seriousness, I have absolutely no clue what’s going on in this clip.

It could be that the monkey was instructed to mess with this guy by his friend/handler. That would be a pretty funny joke if you had a monkey. Or, hell – maybe this guy wanted to see how his package measure up to a human’s, and thought, “I can get away with this because it’s cute when animals harass people” – we don’t know.

But, that’s just the nature of doing business with a monkey. It’s a mixed bag and you never really know what’s going to happen. They’re unpredictable, and you really have no choice but to just love them for it. Until they rip your face off that is…but until that day comes, I’m going to be pro monkey’s rights ’til the day I die. #TeamMonkey

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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