I’m Gonna Say Diving on Someone’s Boat Is Hella Disrespectful

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I don’t know if you guys knew this about me or not, but I’m a big fan of diving. Just love it. All sorts of dives – into pools, through tables, off of ladders, all that kind of stuff. It actually used to be a pastime of mine. I’d just set up a ladder and dive onto the trampoline over and over. I have yet to dive off of a bridge, though. While it sounds exhilarating, I think when you jump off of a bridge and land on someone’s boat, though, that’s where I draw the fuckin’ line.

As usual, here’s a link in case Instagram decides to take this video down.

The disrespect of this guy. I just can’t believe it.

Imagine you’re trying to have a nice date with your wife and the next thing you know the roof just damn caves in on top of you. How absurd! And, don’t try and spin it like anyone knew this was coming. I’ve seen enough of this situation to have it all figured out. That was malicious intent if I ever saw it. If I was that couple, I’d be suing for attempted murdery and robbers.

The worst part, though? NO ONE watching this unfold even batted an eye. Those dudes in the water just sat and watched the whole time.

Sue them, too. They might as well be accomplices.

I am shocked and appalled. What is this world coming to?

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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