Prior to this clip popping up on our Instagram courtesy of the dudes at Barstool Sports, I had never heard of ‘Funky White Sister.’ But, ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to say that my life has been made better for it. I don’t know where this park is, why this lady has a microphone, and most importantly, how/why she’s out there with a bull’s horn. But, it doesn’t matter. The entertainment here is off the charts.
As usual, here’s a link in case Instagram decides to take this video down.
Not only is she performing, but she’s going after that good-good Missy Elliott. Not only is she the best rapper of this generation, but she has balls the size of grapefruits. How can you NOT be impressed by that? I sure am.
And, you can tell from the woman dancing around in the background that she has this crowd ten kinds of riled up. A true performer of the people.
I did think, at first, that she might be some sort of novice performer. But, then when she forgets the words to the chorus, she just powers through, knowing that no one on Earth actually knows what Missy Elliott is singing in the chorus anyway. So, she just mutters some incoherent noises and comes out the other side with none of us noticing.
Brilliant.
I don’t know when Funky White Sister will show up in Nashville, but it’s only a matter of time. Hell, if that yodeling Wal-Mart kid (that wasn’t actually yodeling) can make it, then why can’t this broad?
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