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Question:
The #WKRN #GMN morning crew are in the WWE. Which wrestlers are we and why!?
— Brent Remadna (@RemadnaWKRN) August 23, 2018
Answer:
Oh, man – this is a good one, Brent. It’s obvious that Neil Orne is the John Cena of GMN. The established main eventer – feels like he’s been the champ for the better part of the last 15 years. No one really questions his spot. Also, the guy has a sneaky good sense of humor. There’s a lot about Orne that screams, “CENA!”
Combo time!!! #Boxing@WKRN pic.twitter.com/4G4y6aLZwp
— Jared Plushnick (@JaredP_WKRN) August 20, 2018
The Plush is like a hybrid superstar. He very clearly has the striking ability of perhaps the best pure striker in the WWE today, Samoa Joe. But, he also has the fashion sense of the WWE’s most stylish superstar, The Miz. Hard to pick between the two, so I’m going with both guys here.
Nikki Burdine is the A.J. Styles of GMN – always proven and capable, as good as anyone in the business, and main eventing every show. I dare say Nikki has been the conscience of GMN the same way Styles has been the conscience of the WWE over the last couple of years.
Brent – I have to compare you to Seth Rollins and the year he’s having. He’s sort of flying under the radar in 2018, but always delivers quality matches. All eyes are on Neil and Nikki, but you’ve put in a hell of a body of work so far this year. Plus, much like you can plug Rollins into any match and he’ll make it better, you can plug Brent Remadna on any street corner and you’re going to get a good story.
Brie Thiele is Daniel Bryan…because, come on – who doesn’t like Daniel Bryan?
I’m going to say Josh Breslow is “The Demon” Finn Balor. Sometimes, he’s on my screen in the mornings, and sometimes, he’s not. You never really know when “The Demon” is going to show up, much like you never really know when #BreslowMania is going to run wild on GMN (unless it’s Saturday). But, like The Demon, when he does show up, it’s an experience. Balor always delivers, as does #BreslowMania.
Maura Sirianni is Ronda Rousey, the undisputed future of the business. If her rookie year with GMN is any indication, we’ve got a future World Champion on our hands.
Finally, Armondo has to be Paul Heyman, right? Constantly orchestrating shenanigans from behind the scenes?
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