Every Friday, we here at the SoBros Network like to give you a proper sendoff into your weekend. Something to make you laugh, something to make you happy, something to give you a raging boner, whatever you want to call it. But, anyway, we figured why not give this special column a name? So, here we are, folks – it’s the Friday Feel Good. This week, we are going to watch one lucky photographer being shagged by a rare parrot.
Ohhhhh, boy. Time to get hot, folks. We got a steamy sensual edition of The Friday Feel Good to go through today, and boy is a FFG column like this one overdue. As many of you know, I had a busy week at the day job. Our holiday was packed with activity, working in the SoBros Shop, attending birthday parties, running errands, and packing for a trip. I had to head up to South Bend, Indiana for shoot job training, and didn’t have a whole hell of a lot of time to do any writing.
So, first of all, big thanks to Joshua Huffman, Poppa Bear, and “Nature Boy” Brandon Vick for pitching in in a big way this week and making sure the site wasn’t completely void of content.
Man, there ain’t SHIT to do in South Bend, Indiana by the way. Notre Dame’s campus is absolutely breath-taking. But, as far as the city itself goes, it’s a veritable ghost town. Co-workers told me it’s a typical commuter city – the type that’s busier at lunch time than it is at night because everyone in town goes home after work. But, it was a stark and strange contrast from Nashville. Anyway, thanks for your patience this week – we’ll get back to a more routine content week next week. Onto the bird humping video….
Also, this post may best be read while listening to Marvin Gaye.
As usual, here’s a link in case Instagram decides to take this video down.
That’s just nature, man. You can’t stop it. You just have to sit back and respect and appreciate it. If a bird wants to go to town on the back of your skull, then you just gotta let nature take its course. Best not to give him the bedroom eyes, y’know? You poke a lens in an animal’s face, and you never know what the response is going to be. I mean, some cameras are pretty phallic so you never know what kind of signals you’re putting out there.
“You are being shagged by a rare parrot!” is one of the greatest sentences I think I’ve heard in a long time. Maybe ever, but I try desperately to maintain integrity as a journalist and avoid hyperbole at all cost.
If that doesn’t get you ready for the weekend, I don’t know what will. LFG.
Happy Friday, guys – whatever you do, stay safe out there. Celebrate life. Wave at the haters. All that stuff.
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