We’ve all read the fabled works of one of the most beloved authors of our era, Nicholas Sparks. If you haven’t actually read one of his books, then you’ve at least seen The Notebook, right? RIGHT?! I mean, what kind of person hasn’t seen The Notebook?
Regardless, today, we’re gathered here to read about an unlikely love story between a hen and a snak that feels like fresh ink to a blank page at the desk of Mr. Sparks.
Sara Allison was checking on their chicken Bernadette in Hull, Texas, around 6:30 p.m. when she found a snake trying to slither underneath the hen. Bernadette, unlike Allison, didn’t seem concerned at all.
Allison was unsure of what to do and was worried the snake would devour Bernadette. She took to Facebook with photos of the two animals to seek advice. The general suggestion was: Don’t panic.
Leave things be, Allison. Whether you approve of your hen’s relationship or not, it’s not your place to decide who she loves. You have to think of the happiness of your hen and put your own shortcomings aside. Love is love.
I’m sure it was awkward to walk in on your hen and a snake tryna fuuuuuuuuck. But, you have to move past it. It’s 2018.
I’ve always heard that you gotta watch out for the snake in the hen house, but this one seems cool. This is like a Hatfield loving a McCoy…it just doesn’t make sense..but then again, what about love ever does make sense? Love is love.
Man, holy shit – I don’t know if it’s just me or what…but I read what I just wrote again and it reads like something out of a Nicholas Sparks book. I need to give writing a romance novel a shot some time when I’m free.
“I left it alone and it went on its way after it saw me. The chicken was unharmed. The snake has never eaten any of the chickens, just a few eggs here and there,” Allison said. “The snake is our buddy and we love when we get the chance to see it.”
The snake has lived near the chicken coop for four years in a broken down Ram Charger, Allison said.
Yeah! What kind of creep wants its partner’s family to watch it trying to get busy? Sure sounds like you’re the one that made things weird, Allison. What choice did the snake have? Of course he peaced out – probably thought, “well, this is weird. Guess I’ll go now,” if I had to guess. But, it’s hard for me to get inside the mind of a snake.
That may be the deal Bernadette made behind your back, though, Allison. “Yeah, you can eat a few eggs every once in a while as long as you fuck my brains out on the reg.”
We don’t know! Did the journalists covering this story even THINK to ask Bernadette that question?
This snake sounds like my uncle, though! He, too, has been living in my broken down Toyota Rav-4 for at least four years.
All in all, this is just a good, heartwarming story.
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