Cats do the darnedest things, don’t they? We’ve been covering the war between cats and dogs extensively since the inception of this website. But, today, we have a clip of a cat hoarding snacks that shows just how resourceful these creatures can be. This is just the type of survival instinct that has kept them in the game against the dogs, who are much larger than your typical cats. Think about it – if cats weren’t so crafty, they would’ve been wiped off the face of the Earth a long time ago. But, it’s because of the strength of will exhibited in this video that they’re still around.
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That’s all mine, don’t touch them #meowed #greedycat #donttouch #nosharing
Honestly, same dude. Like, bravo for cats standing up for themselves and all, but this is exactly how I feel about snacks, too. This time of year, especially. It’s cooled off outside, so I don’t want to do anything but eat. If there’s a bag of All-Dressed Ruffles on the line, you better damn well bet you’re getting one of my paws smacked upside your head. Golden Flake Sweet Heat? You might get fuckin’ stabbed.
Sorry – you may have been pulled into the darkness, but I was born into it.
Nobody is touching that cat’s Cheetos, and I stand in unison with this cat. Don’t mess with an animal’s food – even if that animal is capable of reasonable communication and is the EIC of an up-and-coming media company. You will get hissed at and potentially bit and clawed.
So, I know I brought you here to look at evidence of a cat’s craftiness, but I couldln’t help but turn this into a bit of a personal blog because of how close to home it truly hit.
Thank you.
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