Gotta say, as much as I want to laugh at the Michigan Wolverines and make fun of khaki dad Jim Harbaugh, this looks like a tough football team. At the very least, they’re sticking to what works – running the football and playing defense. We thought adding Shea Patterson would put this team over the top, but instead, it’s Karan Higdon running the ball that has the team at 4-1.
Saturday’s comeback against a scrappy Northwestern team was a big time gutsy win. The Wildcats jumped up to a 17-0 lead, but the Wolverines would not go away, taking a 20-17 lead in the 4th that would hold as the game’s final score. They host Maryland next week before getting into the meat of their Big Ten Schedule.
But we aren’t actually here to talk about football in this article, kids. Instead, it’s a gif of Harbaugh eating a ball to the bosom that brings us here today.
As usual, here’s a link in case Instagram takes this clip down.
Wow – this just goes to show you, folks. You can eat all the boogers and milk you want to, but it still won’t be enough to mentally prepare you to catch the football. I mean, I know he’s obviously surprised by the sudden arrival of a football, but come on. Where are the football instincts?
I thought Harbaugh was the preeminent “football guy.” Is that not the case? Were we all wrong? Has Harbaugh convinced us all that he is THE football alpha male in America only to be outed as a fraud?
That is the face of a man stricken with panic. It is not the face of a confident leader. And, you wonder why Michigan can’t beat Ohio State. SMDH.
S.M.D.H. indeed.
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