Popped my blogging cherry by writing about a dead body stored in a freezer for 18 years.
I figured I would end the day on a high note. With the devastating fires in California, a family fled for safety with their dog, Kingston. During their escape, Kingston jumped out of the car. In the words of Billy Madison, “if your dog is lost you don’t look for an hour and call it quits. You get your ass out there and find that fucking dog.”
Unfortunately, the family could not waste time for fear of perishing themselves. The tough decision to move on was made.
The 12-year-old Akita was reunited Monday with the Ballejos family, who fled the town of Paradise late last year, Sacramento television station KXTV reported .
“When I found out, (it) just about brought me to tears,” said Gabriel Ballejos, Kingston’s owner. “I’m so proud of him. I can’t believe it. He’s a true survivor, and it’s a testament to the American spirit.”
Fast forward 101 days later Kingston comes prancing around smelling like skunk and probably had a monster red rocket flopping in the wind. They believe he survived off eating skunks as he used to chase them prior to the fires.
If I go missing for four days, you can find me at the local bar or in a casino. By day five, I am dead. 101 days – no fucking shot.
The dog has been reunited with his family, making him a very good boy and this a feel good story.
Cheers.
Stan is the Chief of Debauchery for SoBros Network. A native of the Northeast, he is a diehard fan of the New York Yankees, but no, he does not wear a big gold chain and backwards hat. Nor does he drink Heinekens. Follow on Twitter: @sobrostan.
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