It’s been too looooooong, my darlings!

I’ve been traveling around to exotic locations like Phoenix, AZ and Portland, OR just taking in all of the fashion choices that are here to make a statement! I’m still spinnin’ from it all. But no way in or around hell will I be left out of the most glamorous night in Hollywood.

Never. Gonna. Happen.

Who would be bold enough to wear this suit jacket to such an occasion as the Academy Awards? A mindless chump, that’s who! Purple makes me puke first of all. The design speaks nothing of elegance, classless if you ask me. And it makes me tear up for so many reasons, but mainly because this same pattern was on one my dead grammy’s pillows. Wear this poop to the circus and nowhere else.

GRADE: F

The color alone is dazzling my eyelashes off. Flowing in beauty from the waist down while letting the shiny details speak for themselves up top is how you get us fashion-obsessed rabbits foaming at the mouth and jumping for joy. In my mind, I can’t help but see this sweeping the stage and hogging the spotlight at any awards ceremony. Add some colorful bling and this gorgeous gown be bangin’ baby.

GRADE: B+

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Gorgeous Boyd went to Fashion Week once in Savannah, Georgia in 1992. After falling in love with the world of fashion, he would go on to work for 20 years at Dillard’s. Now, he brings his passion for fashion to The SoBros Network. 

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