Um….Is Derrick Henry About to Go After Gotham City?

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I don’t know what has gotten into Tennessee Titans running back Derrick Henry, but it’s certainly looking like Gotham City is about to be in need of saving.

Listen, I know the Batman franchise is kind of up in the air right now. Ben Affleck walked out on the role. No one really knows what’s going on. We got multiple Jokers on the loose. The DCEU movies generally suck. They should probably just take this opportunity to stop and reboot.

But, if I could be so bold as to make a suggestion here. I’m just a lowly sports/humor writer, so what do I know? But, I dig this look for Henry. Don’t know where these Bane masks came from – just remember Marshawn Lynch making ’em a big deal a few years ago, but that’s about it.

I have no idea what its functionality is, either. I thought they were actually pretty bad for you to work out with. Pretty sure if I wore one of those when I worked out, I’d pass out in less than a minute.

But, it looks cool as shit on Henry.

If I’m DC and I see this photo, I’m calling Henry up PRONTO to ask if he’d be interested in reviving the Bane role.

Doesn’t even have to be a Batman movie. Just make a Bane movie. That’s fuckin’ money, y’all. The whole movie can just be Henry running through people like they’re Jacksonville Jaguars.

PS. I know it’s like eight years old now, but can we still do the Bane voice? Is that still funny? ‘Cause I do it all the time regardless. I just need to know whether it’s acceptable for me to post that on social media or if I’ll lose my cool guy mystique.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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