Last year, I wrote a column piece of journalism that said Titans fans needed to accept their fate as the worst fan base in the NFL. Well – not that I’m trying to take total credit for this happening even though it is probably most likely my doing – it appears Titans fans took that to heart and did their very best to #BeBetter.
In short, we are now America’s team. But, please read on for more details.
Round of 32: @DallasCowboys vs @Titans
— FOX Sports: NFL (@NFLonFOX) March 19, 2019
That’s it. It’s official science conducted through Twitter – fans of the Tennessee Titans are empirically proven to be 2% better fans than fans of the Dallas Cowboys. We might as well just accept this as factual evidence that Titans fans are superior to Cowboys fans in every way.
It’s a huge upset, but I have to give credit where credit is due – Matt Neely. Without his work on the campaign trail, the millions of Titans fans all over the universe might not have known this was going on.
But, it was definitely all of the Titans fans voting on this poll, and definitely not fans of other franchises who simply hate the Cowboys, and we have Neely to thank for captaining that ship.
Upsetting a #1 seed this early means the sky is the limit for the Titans. I’d be willing to bet that they win the whole tournament now.
Special shout out to NFL on Fox for conducting such a thorough measure of scientific research here. Just goes to show you that facts, data, and information ARE still appreciated in 2019.
Kudos all around.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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