I’m a big fan of espionage. I like to think in all my years of reading spy books and that one time when I was a kid that I played Metal Gear Solid, I’ve become somewhat of an expert on the art. I also watched Murder on the Orient Express last November. Point is, I know a good secret agent when I see one. And, folks – this cat has ‘secret agent’ written all over it.
The purrfect crime. pic.twitter.com/BVJMtxZzps
— Eric Weiss (@ZombieRiot) April 11, 2019
Very very sneaky. Emilio Lopez would be proud.

Now, obviously the cat was caught…because it’s on film stealing from its owner. BUT, that’s why we’re projecting to the future. It’s what we journalists do – just look at the NFL Draft. That’s how I’m evaluating this cat. As if there were a draft for spies, and this cat had just declared.
Definitely needs to work on being more discreet. But, this cat had the right idea. If you can find something to hide behind, that will make hiding 10 times easier – which, I believe, is the Golden Rule of espionage. This cat understands that, and that’s why I believe it will make a good choice to become the real life cat James Bond.
For the time being, it’s best to keep an extra eye (if you have one) on your chimken nuggers. In the future, though, don’t be surprised to see Michael Connelly writing a series on this cat.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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