I’m Actually Here for the Music City Party Tub

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Gimmicky vehicles built to hold a brigade of drunk people have become a staple of the downtown Nashville scene. We’ve seen tractors, barges, and the OG pedal taverns that get in the way of any honest man or woman trying to GTFO of the city during rush hour. Now, we can add the Music City Party Tub to the list.

(Editor’s note: Also, worth noting that I started this article a week ago from the WrestleMania week festivities in Jersey City. It’s 4AM, we’re waiting on our friends to get to the AirBnb. I’m out of my mind, and tell Mose, “I think I’m going to get some work done…” I pull out my MacBook, type the headline, embed this tweet, and then I pass out. The grind don’t cease, y’all.)

Here’s the thing – why not? At this point, fuck it. What’s one more stupid gimmick truck? At least in this one, you can soak in a tub of warm water. Nothing sounds more relaxing than cruising the streets sitting in hot water in the humid Nashville summers.

That brings up a good question, though. Are they cleaning this thing in between rides? I sure hope so. You know there’s going to be puke in that thing. It’s Nashville.

Is this ridiculous?!?! Of course! Is it necessary? Hell no. But, the market for these things is so saturated now, you can’t blame the businesses for wanting to come up with something new.

I’m sitting here brainstorming ideas for a SoBros party vehicle. Let’s put a spa on wheels. Get massages while waving at tourists. Let’s put a strip club in a van, ’cause you know…tiddies. OR, better yet, let’s put a wrestling ring in the back of a semi so you can cruise Nashville while watching a live wrestling show. I can get in on this movement.

I’m going to try not to be a hater and support this inclusion into the Nashville party vehicle pantheon. But, I’m totally going to be a hater and ream this thing when I see it. That’s called self-awareness, people.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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