There’s nothing quite like Wrestlemania Sunday. Months of preparation and build have led us to this day. So, you can damn well believe that once Wrestlemania starts, your boy “Big Natural” is going to have a drink in hand, posted up, and enjoying pro wrestling’s biggest holiday. So, of course, considering it’s drinking game season, we can’t do it without putting our own Wrestlemania drinking game out there.
Bring you a bottle, pour your favorite poison, find a safe way home if you’re not drinking at home, and let’s get shwasted.
WrestleMania 35 Drinking Game
Take a drink if/when…
*A title changes hands.
*Take a drink for every surprise legend that shows up in the Andre battle royal/. I’ll leave it to you and your buddies to define ‘legend.’
*Otis does the caterpillar.
*The Cruiswerweights steal the pre-show….I’ll let you and your buddies define this rule, too.
*Alexa Bliss has a segment.
*Someone interrupts Elias’ performance.
*They show the “Hunter, kiss my ass” promo again.
*John Cena shows up.
*Rusev tweets about his frustration with this position on the card.
*Randy Orton shits on the indies.
*The Undertaker shows up.
*Rey Mysterio is dressed like a superhero.
*Kurt Angle squashes Baron Corbin.
*George Mizanin is shown in any capacity – live, promo, whatever.
*George Mizanin bumps.
*Finn Balor does that weird demon tongue thing again….you know….this one:
Finn Balor “The Demon” pic.twitter.com/NYndArmPDb
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*Roman Reigns wins.
*We get a ‘Suplex City, bitch’ out of Lesnar.
*Lesnar kicks out of the Curb Stomp.
*Charlotte Flair hits a moonsault to the outside.
*Ronda Rousey shoots on marks.
*Becky Lynch locks in an arm bar.
*The Four Horsewomen close the show with all the gold a la Benoit and Eddie in ’04.
Take a shot if/when…
*Anyone at your ‘Mania party pukes because they’ve put their body through the grinder at ‘Mania week in Jersey City, and it’s finally giving out on them.
*Either of the SNL guys wins the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal.
*Anyone on the entire show bleeds.
*Hawkins & Ryder win the Raw Tag Team Championships.
*Triple H actually loses and has to retire from wrestling.
*You make it through 15 matches without your body giving out on you. The 16th match will have you feeling like you’ve just been thrown off the Hell In A Cell.
*Kofi wins the title. Come on – that’s what we’re all here for, right?!?!
That’s it, folks. Let’s get lit. And, as usual, if you’re not planning on drinking from the comfort of your own home, be sure to find a DD or utilize ridesharing apps such as Lyft or Uber. We don’t want anyone to die. Otherwise, HAPPY WRESTLEMANIA! LET’S GOOOOOOO!
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