‘Chicken wearing pants’ is undoubtedly the headline of the day. It marks the kind of hard-hitting integrity-laden journalism you’ve come to expect out of us here at the SoBros Network. Speaking of journalism, I have absolutely no idea how I’m going to lead in to a clip of a chicken walking ’round the barnyard wearing a pair of pants. It just is what it is….so have at it.
nothing to see here, just a chicken wearing pants pic.twitter.com/Teg87T34ha
— Google Post (@GoogIePost) April 25, 2019
Next time you wonder why the internet was invented, please see this post.
Do we know why the chicken is wearing pants, though? Like, does he have a job interview?
I grew up with chickens. Now, that is to say that I grew up on land that chickens also occupied. Well….they didn’t occupy it. It’s not like an army of chickens laid siege to the house I grew up in. My point is that I wasn’t raised by chickens, but I know about chickens. And, if I know anything about chickens, it’s that they don’t wear pants.
So, back to the original question: what was this chicken wearing pants? I have no idea. That’s the answer. Sometimes, when you’re a big time journalist like me, you just have to learn to cut your losses. Sometimes, stories just fizzle out. You start chasing leads and calling sources, and you just get nowhere. That’s what’s happened to me here today.
On a side note, this is what I look like when I have to wear a suit.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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