Contemporary men’s grooming is now a hot button issue not unlike immigration and tax spending. And, today – I’m here to say we need to talk about it. We need a conversation about the beauty standards for the man of today.
Rule #1: Axe body spray is for teenagers. They could be responsible marketers and put teenagers in their ads. No grown ass man is out there wearing Axe, and if he is, it’s because he hasn’t showered in about five days. He’s just spraying Axe all over himself in intervals of eight to 10 hours.
Rule #2: Abolish manscaping. If you want to keep that special area clean, that’s fine. Let it be a conversation that you and your partner have. But, please – be considerate of the time it takes to keep everything in order. It just isn’t natural, and some of us are just big natural men. No straight razor to your junk, either, fellas – don’t nobody want to see a prepubescent lookin’ package.
What’s wrong with just lettin’ men look like men these days?
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