I’m a big fan of a good headlock.
That’s why when I saw this clip, I absolutely stopped dead in my tracks. Not only is it a headlock, but it’s a clip of good bois being good bois. That’s always enough to brighten your day. You don’t even have to be a diehard wrestling fan to appreciate that.
So, since we’re big time sports analysts here, we wouldn’t be doing our jobs if we let this clip pass by without breaking it down. Let’s analyze this dog’s headlock.
— Good doggos (@DoggoDating) June 12, 2019
Where did these dogs learn to work? This is just atrocious. I mean, it’s so sloppy and half-assed, how do they ever expect their audience to buy in?
The dog that’s being hooked in the headlock isn’t even selling. It looks like it’s just a minor nuisance to him and not a painful wrestling hold. He’s not squirming or wincing or anything.
And, the dog that’s hooking the headlock isn’t selling it either! My God – it looks like he’s not even paying attention to what he’s doing! He’s looking out the window. He ain’t wrenching that hold. He’s not talking trash or anything.
This headlock is the perfect example of why people say wrestling is dying.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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