Knock Off Miley Cyrus Arrested for Sex With a Student

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Not sure if it’s awesome or troubling how frequent these stories are popping up in the world today. Now that I am a father, if my son came home and told me this happened to him, not sure if I would be proud or disgusted.

Courtesy of The Daily Mail:

Alexis Mercedes Boberg, 25, turned herself in to authorities without incident on Monday.

On June 4, a student at North County High School reported her for engaging in sexual activities with him and providing him with alcohol. 

Regardless of your position on the situation, can we all agree she kind of looks like a young Miley Cyrus? Maybe a dash of young Olson twin thrown in the mix?

(Editor’s note: You’ll have to click the link to look at the photos ’cause I ain’t about gettin’ sued)

The unfortunate situation is that this 25 year old teacher’s life is now ruined. As I always say though, don’t commit the crime if you aren’t willing to do the time. Speaking of time, if I am a 15-year old high school student and Ms. Miley comes on, take the under of 45 seconds….

Stan is the Chief of Debauchery for SoBros Network. A native of the Northeast, he is a diehard fan of the New York Yankees, but no, he does not wear a big gold chain and backwards hat. Nor does he drink Heinekens. Follow on Twitter: @sobrostan.

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