I’ve lived in the mid-state my entire life, but I can’t say I’ve ever spent too much time down in Spring Hill. Every time I have gone, it’s been a pleasant experience. I like that quiet life, y’know? But, I don’t really know how they do things down there. Can’t say that I’m adept in the Spring Hill way of life. But, one thing I do know after this weekend….is that the Spring Hill police Twitter account ain’t here to mess around.
Before you report your trampoline, dog house, lawn chair, or Smart Car stolen….check your neighbor’s yard. For those who purposefully let their Nickelback collection fly, no littering charges for you. #tspotter
— Spring Hill Police (@SHPDTN) June 22, 2019
Pour one out for Nickelback. RIPIP and all that. Killed dead by the Spring Hill police Twitter account of all people, places, and things. Turns out, the weather wasn’t the only SAVAGE in middle Tennessee this weekend.
Look, it’s fun to hate on Nickelback – I get it. For the most part, they suck (I still maintain “Leader of Men” is a great song). But, I’m not going to jump in on guys who are makin’ a great living doing what they love. I’ll leave that to the Spring Hill police department.
I’m just here to report the news and BREAKING, folks: the Spring Hill police department has absolutely zero chill. You will not make shitty music for nearly two decades on their watch. I absolutely love it. You have to respect it.
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