Can’t Think of a Bigger Bitch Move Than Calling the Cops After Being Hit With a Water Balloon

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I fire up the engine every morning here at SoBros Network. Some days, it’s relatively quiet and I have trouble just finding ridiculous and ratchet stuff to write about. Some days, I’m in pure amazement at the stupidity of some people. Let’s take this dude who apparently called Murfreesboro police on his roommate because he hit him with a water balloon.

Courtesy of WZTV:

The man told police during this instance, he was hit with two water balloons which failed to pop so the man used a pocket knife to pop them. While he was doing that, the man says one of the roommates threw another balloon, hitting the man in the face, and causing water to splash all over his arm and the living room floor.

Y’all soft ass motherfuckers are wasting police officers’ time with this foolishness?!?!

Is this the same Murfreesboro I attended school at in the mid-2000s?!?! It can’t be – we had people getting stabbed in the dorms back at MY MTSU. This ain’t it, chief.

This just sounds like some good old fashioned fun between roommates. If this is an acceptable reason to call the cops, do you know how many times I should’ve called the cops on “Nature Boy” Brandon Vick? I will say that the fact that these dudes are throwing water balloons instead of condoms filled with water tells you everything you need to know. No offense.

Some of y’all weren’t raised on Jackass and Viva La Bam and it shows.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Alabama Crimson Tide football, the WWE, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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