I Need a Twerking Spider-man Movie Pronto

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Spider-Man is all the rage right now. Really, the character has been on a solid roll for years now. Ever since Tom Holland showed up in Captain America: Civil War, Spider-Man may have never been hotter. Well, it looks like that sort of heat has inspired a lot of copycats. There’s now a twerking Spider-Man out there on the loose somewhere.

Damn, Spider-Man! Smack that ass! Go on ‘head!

These are some serious gyrations, folks. I don’t know that I have ever or will ever move like that. It’s just so mesmerizing. The balance, the skill that it must take to execute such an intricate routine. Really – just bravo, twerking Spider-Man.

We need a twerking Spider-Man movie. Imagine. The villain could even be Salsa Dancing Mysterio. CLASH OF STYLES! Actually….now I’m thinking….

Is…..is this Tom Holland? Hard to say – it very well could be. Tom Holland definitely seems like he could potentially move that fluidly. We know it can’t be Tobey Maguire after that one scene from Spider-Man 3….you know the one…I don’t even remember the other Spider-Man movies….so, if it were to be any Spider-Man, yeah – it’s Tom Holland.

I guess that’s the perk of being a superhero. We may never know twerking Spider-Man’s true identity. We do know one thing though: that booty make waves. Go get ’em, twerking Spider-Man.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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