Not that it’s anything new, but Kid Rock was on one a few days ago. This time, he was caught dropping the elbow on Taylor Swift from the rafters on Twitter. Why? Your guess is as good as mine, and in case I wasn’t clear enough, I don’t even know enough to muster a guess. This just seems weird.
Taylor Swift wants to be a democrat because she wants to be in movies….period. And it looks like she will suck the door knob off Hollyweird to get there. Oldest move in the book. Good luck girl.
— Kid Rock (@KidRock) August 9, 2019
-Kid Rock
I just….why? Where is this coming from?
Do we know whether Kid Rock has full control of his Twitter account or not? Because it definitely seems like he does have full control of his Twitter account.
This is like when your drunk uncle has way too much and just starts saying hateful things that don’t make sense. “Your cousin Maisie would slurp a butthole clean to get her hands on that new Avengers Blu-Ray. Oldest trick in the book. But, hey – toMAYto toMAHto.” “Your aunt Maxine had a donk you couldn’t squeeze an almond in, but sometimes you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette if you wanna make it in New York City.” You know…normal drunk uncle shit like that…
Like….who is Hollyweird? Why does he have a door knob on him? I don’t understand. What fucking book are we reading?!?! What fucking book tells you that in order to get into movies you have to suck door knobs off of nouns, proper or improper? And, oh – you must be a Democrat…If that’s in the book that Kid Rock is reading, then holy shit, think of the things he did to obtain his success.
I mean, I’m definitely Team Ke$ha, don’t get me wrong. But, this just seems senseless. It’s just a useless attack on a woman who is doing a lot of good in the world just because Bob fucking Ritchie has differing political views, did a bump of cocaine, and decided to log on to Twitter.
I would say it’s definitely going to hurt his candidacy for Mayor of Nashville, something I was absolutely convinced he would win throughout the fall of 2018. Especially when he was announced as the grand marshal of the Christmas parade…
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