Every Friday, we here at the SoBros Network like to give you a proper sendoff into your weekend. Something to make you laugh, something to make you happy, something to make you cry, whatever you want to call it. But, anyway, we figured why not give this special column a name? So, here we are, folks – it’s the Friday Feel Good. This week, we’re going to watch someone’s granny go absolute ape shit on this weather report and honestly, this is as big mood as I’ve felt all year.
Whew, we’re finally coming down off that SCI grind, y’all. An ESPECIALLY long hard work week is now in the books, and it’s time to prop our feet up and enjoy the weekend. Be it #GinFriday or what have you – I hope you’re able to kick back and raise a glass.
If you’re like me and this Granny, though…you need to vent about all this fuckin’ humidity. Let’s just go ahead and get this off our chests.
A tornader pic.twitter.com/jBX3iYfhxc
— Jesus Chrysler (@JesusChrysler15) August 2, 2019
Yo, let’s fuckin GOOOOOO, Granny! L! F! G! L! F! G! LFG to the core! If this ain’t fat dick spirit (trademarked by Lane) then I don’t know what is! Granny out here just trying to get some dick but these hoes is chicken SHITS!
I’ll tell you what, this lady may have been on one, but if you live in the south, tell me you ain’t fed up with this weather, too. It’s hot. It’s humid. Any time it rains, you wonder if a damned tornader is gonna come through and pull the roof off ya damn house. It’s A U G U S T – we done been through this shit for MONTHS. Let things cool off.
Man, I was feelin’ pretty down about all of this but I, personally, find comfort in knowing I’m not alone in my frustration. What were the Pringles for though, Granny? Was that supposed to be yo microphone?!!? Damn.
I am PISSED the fuck off and I AM GOIN’ IN THE HOUSE!
Happy Friday, guys – whatever you do, stay safe out there. Celebrate life. Wave at the haters. All that stuff.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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