Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, use #SoBrosMailbag to hit us up on Twitter.
Question:
SoBros. I’m so wired right now. I may have a problem. How many cups of coffee is too much? pic.twitter.com/7vNget1tds
— Patrick Criswell (@PatCrizzy) August 8, 2019
Answer:
Man, to each his own – like…..you gotta do what you gotta do, Patrick. For me, I can’t operate past two. I have my morning cup. Granted, that’s like a massive thermos full of nuclear strong coffee. But, I have just that one, then maybe a small cup to get me through that 2-3PM funk. If I have any more than that, I’m jittery, sweaty, anxious, and just generally feel like shit.
I should say, I like you. I don’t really want you to test just how far your heart can push this thing, man. I like having you around.
Question:
Why doesn’t @mightymondo write in anymore…? Also how do you feel about this power move… pic.twitter.com/qJClFLLhum
— WKRN Brent Remadna (@RemadnaWKRN) August 9, 2019
Answer:
I know you can pay the Nashville Scene to put your brand up there in the ‘vote for ______’ section. Of course the Scene is going to put stuff up there. So, I’m not really bothered by it. To each his own.
I’m just thrilled to see the SoBros name mentioned in those ‘Your Vote’ boxes because so many people continue to write our name in and let us know they’re voting for us.
Like, we’re just a junk website that busts our asses to make people laugh or otherwise entertain them.
Just seeing how people close to us have responded to these Best of Nashville Awards the last two years has been validating enough for me. Of course, I certainly appreciate all of the support you guys have given us – Josh Breslow was writing us in for everything! I’ll have to mail him some swag if we win ‘Best Korean BBQ.’
Question:
Do you think when they asked George Washington for his ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
— GradingPlushdaddy (@GPlushdaddy) August 9, 2019
Answer:
That would be such a badass move. Could you imagine?
“You askin’ me for ID? Bitch, my face is ON MONEY! How’s that for ID?”
I love it – the only thing I’d love more is if they asked him, “You’re George Washington, huh? Let’s see them wooden teef.”
Question:
Would you rather have backstage passes to see your favorite band play, or would you rather have sideline/court/ice/field passes to see your favorite team play?
— Armondo (@mightymondo) August 9, 2019
Answer:
Give me the band tickets…easy. I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate large crowds in my old age (just turned 33). The idea of getting into a mosh pit again just makes my stomach turn. I’d much rather chill backstage where I have space to prop my feet up, have a few beers, and casually enjoy the show.
As for sports, I’ll watch that shit at home. The television viewing experience is so much better than the live experience in 2019 that I don’t even care.
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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