Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, use #SoBrosMailbag to hit us up on Twitter.
Question:
Are you on the Hunter renfrow hype train? Once we pull away from the station there will be no additional boarding. #teamrenfrow
— sobrostan (@sobrostan) August 15, 2019
Answer:
Stan, I think Hunter Renfrow was a good college receiver, and that’s about as far as my presence on the Hunter Renfrow Hype Train goes. I will gladly wave at you as you pass by, but that’s all you, brother.
I know he’s emerged at the top of the Oakland Raiders depth chart at the slot receiver position, but I’m still not willing to buy in just yet. I want to see it in meaningful games. That Raiders offense could be sneaky good this year with the talent they have at the skill positions, but I’m going to wait and see before I hop on any hype trains. Maybe if he was a Tennessee Titan, it’d be a different story – I’m perfectly content here on the Adam Humphries Hype Train.
Question:
Have you ever had a lady contribute to your wrestling content?
— TheDawnOfWrestling (@DawnOWrestling) August 15, 2019
Answer:
Not unless you count Rooster walking around the GCW shows, drunkenly hugging everyone she walked by as content. Bonnaroo Brittany has also been around for several podcasts, but I honestly can’t remember if those were wrestling shows or not.
Question:
Hypothetically, do you think you could “perform” with the Philly Phanatic watching?
— TheWrasslinSinger (@SoBroMose) August 15, 2019
Answer:
It depends on what exactly you mean by ‘perform,’ so I’ll just answer it both ways.
Masturbating – No way. That would be a little too weird. Especially if I end up making eye contact. Maybe if my back was turned, I could, but even then, I would know.
Sexy time – Hell yeah. LFG Philly Phanatic. I will put on a show for that sumbitch. Doesn’t bother me at all. Let him learn.
Question:
What wrestling Eskimo brothers would make the best tag team?
— murtaugh (@thebrettclark) August 15, 2019
Answer:
There’s a joke about Triple H and Randy Savage here, but I just want everyone to know that I am ABOVE making that joke.
Honest answer, I think I’m going Edge and C.M. Punk. Wait – scratch that. Stone Cold Steve Austin and Mongo McMichael…definitely.
Question:
Alright then if that’s the case
— Thicci Morton (@ThatsGottaBLane) August 15, 2019
All the SoBros have been poisoned and you can only save one of them. Who do you save? It can’t be yourself
Answer:
Anything we do, we do as a team. Therefore, I’m not saving anyone – we’re all going to die together. Human life is pretty meaningless, anyway.
Question:
Hey doctor,
— Patrick Criswell (@PatCrizzy) August 15, 2019
Is it normal for my private unit to be bent in an L shape?
Whoops. Sorry wrong mailbag!
Answer:
No apology necessary, Patrick. I think we can actually help with this one. It’s probably not normal, but it’s 2019 and we accept everyone’s abnormalities now. This should make hittin’ from the side a whole different ball game!
Question:
Who’s the most athletic of all the SoBros?
— Armondo (@mightymondo) August 15, 2019
Answer:
I don’t know if he can still move like this, but I’ve always said people would be surprised at how athletic Brandon is (or was). Cadbury’s a pretty good athlete, too – he once had 214 receiving yards and four touchdowns in our annual flag football game. Very much a YAC guy – I’d dump off passes 10 yards and he’d take ’em to the house.
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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