Ladies and gentlemen, without further context and explanation, I present to you….Bane Dog:
“You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it.” pic.twitter.com/APRyJFGKjS
— ellie sunakawa (@elliesunakawa) September 5, 2019
Before you try and correct me or the author of this tweet, YES, she realized that ‘you merely adopted the BARK…’ was a better tweet and acknowledged that in the comments.
Blown opportunity there, for sure, but no reason to start throwing shade. This is a quality tweet regardless.
Personally, I like Bane dog.
I’m not saying I approve of terrorism, but y’know, maybe Bane would’ve gotten his message across better if he was an adorable dog. Maybe people would’ve been a little more receptive to his ideals if he didn’t start off by blowing up an airplane and a football field (forgive me if that’s not how The Dark Knight Rises actually started – I don’t really remember and am too lazy to do actual research on the matter).
Also, can we give Bane some fuckin’ props for hangin’ around until 2019, still being relevant in the meme game when that movie is now at least seven years old.
Big wins all around this story.
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