As a Bachelor of Psychology according to the Harvard of the South, Middle Tennessee State University, I like to think of myself as a master of human emotion. I also aced the Emotional Intelligence course when I had to take it as a part of some leadership program two jobs ago. Well, folks – given the expertise that I don’t actually have because my lawyer told me it was a bad idea to proclaim myself as an expert of anything, I think I may have found the most complex display of human emotion I’ve ever seen in my entire worthless existence.
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— Instant Regret (@lnstant_Regret) August 31, 2019
I don’t care what anyone fucking says – this is now the gold standard of “SEND IT.” Apologies to Alex Zayne, but nothing he can do is going to top this shit.
I don’t think I’ve ever been more impressed by anything in my entire life.
The fact that this man did not immediately die is amazing. When he ramps the slide, I’m thinking for sure, “that man’s back is about to break and I’m about to feel like a real big piece of shit for watching it.”
But, lo and behold, our send it king lands in the slide and keeps on trucking down that slide. Sure, his ass probably looks like a pizza that you’ve pulled all the cheese off of, but that’s not what matters. What matters is that he achieved glory.
What really blows my mind though, as I alluded to earlier, is the full range of emotion this man shows on his face when he finally hits the bottom and isn’t dead.
It’s like gratitude, pain, relief, humor, joy, sorrow – EVERYTHING – just swims across his face.
Bravo, sir. The SEND IT bar is set high now. Glad you survived.
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