Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, use #SoBrosMailbag to hit us up on Twitter.
Question:
Who would win an arm-wrestling competition: @BrieThiele or @EricaOnAir?
— Josh Breslow (@JoshBreslowWKRN) September 13, 2019
Answer:
First of all, Josh, thank you for getting this week’s SoBros Mailbag question train rolling when it looked like I wasn’t going to get a single question in this week.
All due respect to Erica, but I’m going with Brie here. I mean, you see that fire she brings in the morning. She looks like she knows how to handle business. Brie has an aura like she knows how to throw a punch, and I mean that in the best way possible. I’d probably pick her over any of you guys, to be honest.
Question:
Why haven’t the Bella Twins started a line of gourmet cheeses to accompany their line of fine wines?
— Worrier (@WorrierMN) September 13, 2019
Answer:
Gourmet….brie…perhaps? H U G E missed opportunity, Worrier. I am just as distressed about this idea as you are. One can only hope that the famous entrepreneurs, The Bella Twins, wake up and realize how much money they’re practically burning by not making cheese.
Question:
What four wrestlers would you want to play Monopoly with?
— The General (@SoBroMose) September 13, 2019
Answer:
Gotta be a good mix of people who can have a good conversation over the course of the 18 hours it takes to play Monopoly and people who are funny as shit when they’re angry, ’cause I’m definitely going to piss people off when I play Monopoly.
I’m going – Effy, O’Shay Edwards, Nick Iggy, and B-Boy. Did you see the reactions O’Shay and Nick had to those hot wings on 10 Count? Just wait ’til I buy up Park Place when one of ’em’s been sitting on Boardwalk for three hours. Effy is one of if not the most entertaining dude in all of wrestling right now, and I could sit and listen to B-Boy tell stories for days. Plus, all of these guys are hella talented when it comes to marketing themselves creatively. I love that sort of business shit.
Question, from Brittany:
What’s your Friday the 13th plan?
Answer:
Friday the 13th -AND- a full moon would usually dictate me staying home and hiding under the bed until it all blows over.
BUT, I’ll actually be spending Friday the 13th at The Ryman. My girlfriend’s dad is in town from Jersey, and scooped us tickets to go see The Mavericks. LFG.
Question:
Favorite Friday The 13th film?
— South Atlanta Wrestling Dot Com/Sponsor Of ACTION (@S_ATL_Wrestling) September 13, 2019
Answer:
I’m not a big fan of horror in general because I’m such a jumpy and irrational human being, but I love watching a few of the classics every #SpookySeason. I’m a fan of the original – I mean, for me, it’s on the Mount Rushmore of movies to watch during Halloween. It’s festive and doesn’t fuck me up too terribly bad, but I do get a bit of that ‘fight or flight’ sensation when I watch it. I would definitely be the dumbass that tries to bow up on Jason and is immediately sliced in half.
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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