Big time Spooky Season news out of Iowa to get to – apparently, some family has really upped their Halloween game by dumping a ton of blood into their basement, flooding it in the process. Sounds crazy, but let’s get into the meat of this story.
Nick Lestina and his family of seven were getting ready to put their house on the market until their basement was flooded with animal blood.
Their basement was filled with nearly five inches of animal blood, fat and bones as a result of drainage from a meat locker next door.
Y I K E S.
I should probably start reading these stories before I put ’em up here on the site. This is pretty embarrassing, damn it – I’m supposed to be a journalist. Instead, I just saw this headline….looked at my calendar and saw we’re about a week out from Halloween, and BOY did I connect the dots or what?
At first, I thought, “man – a basement full of blood….these people are taking their decorating WAY too seriously.” But…ah, shit….this ain’t fun and games. This ain’t no decoration. It’s a fucking meat locker next door seeping animal blood and guts into the kid’s Little Tikes race car. Disgusting.
Next time little Timmy wants to take a spin, he’ll have to dig the pig feet out of the wheel well. Gross.
The worst part is that the meat locker people are being real douchebags about it according to the family. Told ’em straight up “good luck” like some snobby assholes. Y’ALL – this ain’t some fender bender dispute. This is NOT a he-said, she-said matter. You guys are literally dumping animal remains into someone’s basement. Just a tad rude, y’know? Completely in the wrong and not holding yourself accountable. I thought Midwestern people were all about that.
This is the last situation that warrants that “you’ll be hearing from my attorney” attitude. It’s the real life equivalent of the football player who throws a punch, then flops when the dude he punched punches him back. Whatever the opposite of BDE is, that’s what this meat locker has.
Who connected the pipes, anyway? Why would this ever seem like a good idea? Or, was that place not always a meat locker? Can you just up and turn your house into a meat locker? WTF is going on?
One thing’s for sure – this is most definitely NOT a Halloween article, so I sincerely apologize for this mix-up.
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