The 2019 SoBros Network Staff Awards

This one’s for the diehards out there. If you can make it through this ballot, then you deserve an award of your own.

In the past, we’ve only had maybe around 30-40 people actually vote for this stuff outside of the team (as opposed to the hundreds that turn out to vote for the wrestling and Nashville awards). But, that doesn’t mean it doesn’t mean a lot to us. A lot of what we do is unheralded. We put a lot of hard work into SoBros Network for a not-so-great return. It might not always seem like it, but it’s stressful, and sometimes, we have to make difficult decisions and sacrifices to keep the #content engine running.

So, something like this might seem silly, but I promise you – it’s one of the little things we can do to celebrate our team, and celebrate the work that this collection of fun and creative people has put in this year (Oct. 2018-Sept. 2019).

If you want to skip all the nonsense and just vote, hit up the Google Form here.

-SK

Article of the Year

In the FUNNY AS HELL category:

• “Man Displays Pinpoint Accuracy In Throwing A TV Dinner Tray At Guy’s Face” – by Stoney Keeley
• “Sometimes, You Just Gotta Take a Shit on an Arena Floor in the Middle of a Basketball Game” – by Stoney Keeley
• “Florida Woman Gets Shot After Performing Sex Act For Pringles” – Smokey
• “The Best Part of Oscar Sunday Was Brandon Going Hard on Rami Malek” – by Stoney Keeley
• “PSA: Don’t Go Into the Jaguar Pen for a Selfie” – by Stan
• “The Dollar Hurricane Is Back at Applebee’s in Case You Needed a Reason to Fucking Die” – by Stoney Keeley
• “All Hail the Martin Luther King of Short People” – by Stan
• “Re-casting Road House with SUP Talent” – by John Mosley
• “I Would Like to Publicly Apologize for Getting Too Drunk to Cover Titans-Pats” – by Stoney Keeley
• “Turns Out, Putting a Live Octopus on Your Face Is a Bad Idea” – by Stoney Keeley

In the SOCIAL MEDIA/PAGEVIEWS category:

• “2018: The Rise of Brett Ison?” – by John Mosley
• “#VicksFlicks Special Edition: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse” – by Brandon Vick
• “Dennis Kelly Vs. The Undertaker – Who Wins?” – by Stoney Keeley
• “Conor McGregor Announces “Retirement”” – by Stan
• “Orange Cassidy Is an Elite Master of Strategery” – by Stoney Keeley
• “SoBros Music Exclusive: Listen Now! Antlerhead EP Pre-Release: Am I Dreaming” – by Cadbury
• “HAM presents “Babette Ate Oatmeal.” (A SoBros Approved Fantasy Card)” – by John and Haley Mosley
• “So, I Finally Gave in and Decided to Try the Burger King $1 Tacos…” – by Righteous Jesse
• “Tank For Tua Tagovailoa? Stop With That Nonsense!” – by Joshua Huffman
• “Clownado, Movie Review” – by Brittany Fernandez

In the THIS COULD BE ACTUAL JOURNALISM category:

• “The Tale Of The Point Pleasant Mothman” – by Rooster
• ” Nashville Supercross Track Map: Fast and Technical for Nissan Stadium” – by Cadbury
• “MLB Or NFL? Kyler Murray Decision Isn’t Complicated” – by Joshua Huffman
• “War Dogs: Brett Ison vs. O’Shay Edwards” – by John Mosley
• “Joel Diggs and Eddie George Absolutely Deliver in Topdog/Underdog” – by Stoney Keeley
• “Cadbury Goes West: Part 2, Broken Down in the Desert” – by Cadbury
• “Debating Morality Arguments against Sports Betting in Tennessee” – by Joshua Huffman
• “David Bowie’s Death Gives Life To Liz Manashil’s Speed Of Life (Interview) – by Brandon Vick
• “Southern Underground Pro’s Six Man Tag Match Was Over a Year in the Making” – by Stoney Keeley
• “10 Spooky Things to do in Nashville this October” – by Brittany Fernandez and Righteous Jesse

Podcast of the Year

• Checks and Championships, Ep. 15 – The Curse of SUP’s Achy Breaky Heart
• Checks and Championships, Ep. 39: IFHY Interview
• Haunted Home Video, Ep. 01: Hollow Man
• Phone It In, Ep. 03: Dyatlov Pass
• Sports Punch, Ep. 01: The 2018-19 St. Louis Blues
• The Vick’s Flicks Podcast: Live John Wick 3 Review

Guest Post of the Year

• “Dogs of Peru” – by Ryan Yearwood
• “Robbie Williams Live In Vegas (Review)” – by Steven McCash
• “12 Hours Of Hallucinatory Film Viewing At The Belcourt” – by E
• “The Wal-Mart Ex-Lax Story” – by Ben Zani

Video of the Year

• Fidget Boyz
• The Mac and Cheese Candy Cane Review
• The SoBros Consumer Report
• The SoBros Hot Minute

Event Coverage of the Year

• Cadbury (Isle of Man TT)
• Stoney Keeley (2019 NFL Draft)
• John Mosley (The Collective/WrestleMania Week)
• Brandon Vick (Atlanta Film Festival, Chattanooga Film Festival)

Content Event of the Year

• WrestleMania Week
• Chattanooga Film Festival
• 2019 NFL Draft
• Scenic City Invitational

Recurring Feature of the Year

• Forgotten Treasures of Americana
• Movie Review Rewind
• Netflix Nourishment
• Nashville Reviews
• SUP Recap

Weekly Column of the Year

•  The SoBros Mailbag
•   Game of Thrones Recap
•   Titans DFS
•   Music Monday
•   Tank the 401k

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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