Every Friday, we here at the SoBros Network like to give you a proper sendoff into your weekend. Something to make you laugh, something to make you happy, something to make you cry, whatever you want to call it. But, anyway, we figured why not give this special column a name? So, here we are, folks – it’s the Friday Feel Good. On this week’s edition, we’re going to watch a clip of a gargantuan moose eatin’ punkins.
Alright, alright, alright – another long hard work week is in the books and we’re gearing up for #GinFriday. I don’t know about you guys, but the week BACK from vacation is always worse than the week BEFORE vacation.
I just got back into the office on Tuesday and this week has been D R A G G I N G on. So, excuse me while I take a load off and find a little amusement in this huge animal eating a pumpkin.
You’ve been visited by the Halloween moose. May god have mercy on your soul. pic.twitter.com/buldjLg92B
— Barnacle Crawlins (@CousinBarnabas) October 23, 2019
Holy fuck – what an absolute UNIT.
I always forget how truly imposing a moose is. Probably because I’ve never actually encountered one. I mean, that would stand to reason, right? In my head, they’re just like deer, but then I see a clip like this and I can’t help but wonder what the fuck is wrong with my brain. At least this big boi seems rather docile and content to just eat your damn Halloween decorations.
That’s a relief, ’cause I ain’t about being flayed by those antlers.
At the same time, I wouldn’t just want to sit and take this, y’know? I probably put a lot of time into carving those pumpkins only for big moose to come along and chomp on ’em. That is true injustice in 2019. I don’t know – maybe it’s worth dying to stand your ground and deck this moose right across the jaw. Hard to say what anyone would do when confronted with such a fight-or-flight moment.
Do we know for sure that those are actually pumpkins and not the hollowed out skulls of this moose’s enemies? I mean, I’ve never seen a skull before. What if their white color is just a stereotype in Hollywood that isn’t real? A real misnomer, if you will.
Happy Friday, guys – whatever you do, stay safe out there. Celebrate life. Wave at the haters. All that stuff.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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