Let’s face it – every day we are routinely bombarded with questions. When you’re an emerging media company in Nashville, people just want to know what your opinions are on everything. It’s only natural. And, since our duty is to serve the people, well, we have no choice but to be present. That’s the SoBro Way. Also, aren’t mailbags just a barrel of laughs anyway? Welcome to the newest weekly recurring feature up in this bitch: The SoBros Mailbag. As always, use #SoBrosMailbag to hit us up on Twitter.
Question:
Would you rather not be able to drink for a year or not be able to watch any titans football games for a year?
— sobrostan (@sobrostan) October 3, 2019
Answer:
I don’t know what this says about me, but I have to be able to drink. I mean, shit – sometimes, that’s the only thing that’ll do. Besides, I’m not above taking a sixer out on the front porch and listening to the smooth tones of Mike Keith’s voice as he calls the action on 104.5 The Zone. Ya didn’t say I couldn’t listen, Stan!
Question:
What’s one food abomination you wish to banish forever?
— Righteousjesse (@RighteousJesse) October 3, 2019
Answer:
Man, this is an incredibly difficult question. I’m not a picky eater AT ALL, so most foods don’t bother me. I’d definitely say that mac and cheese candy cane needs to fucking die, but it was created in the spirit of novelty, so does it really count? I’m not the biggest artichoke fan – just seems silly to peel off a piece of something to dip in butter and scrape off. Just give me some spinach artichoke dip and call it a day. I don’t know, man….that’s all I got.
Question:
How excited are you for this Yeetfest @sup_graps on Sunday?
— Mosehausen (@SoBroMose) October 3, 2019
Answer:
Gonna steal the show, Mose. You and I dove into it on the latest episode of Checks and Championships, but it bears repeating – you’ve got some really hungry, talented dudes in this match who are lookin’ to prove something. I can’t wait.
Question:
Why does it feel more like July than October, and is Satan involved? Two parter.
— Brandon Vick (@SirBrandonV) October 3, 2019
Answer:
My best guess is that it has to do with the Earth rotating on a 47 degree axis so the stars can touch the sky and create an equinox so they see the big dipper. And, the answer is that yes – Satan is absolutely involved. It’s the only logical, scientific for the gradual increase in the Earth’s temperature.
Question:
What’s your opinion on Crocs?
— Lanehausen (@ThatsGottaBLane) October 3, 2019
Answer:
Don’t hate ’em, but definitely don’t own any. I mean, they’re fodder for comedy to a lot of people, but shit – I ain’t judgin’ anybody!
Question:
Top 3 bands that you would wish to be hurled into sun (with their catalog) so you would never have to listen to them again.
— (insert witty halloween name) (@thebrettclark) October 3, 2019
Answer:
Man, this isn’t so different from the food question Jesse asked earlier – I’m not TOO terribly picky when it comes to music….I mean, the obvious punching bag here is Nickelback, right? But, even some of their earlier stuff…I find it to be okay. In fact, I’m gonna go add “Leader of Men” to the Friday Jams playlist right now. Gun to my head, I think I’d go Luke Bryan, Toby Keith, and Sugarland (my GOD I can’t stand her voice, sorry no offense and all) – I just generally dislike a lot of country music.
Question:
How many Applebee’s dollar vampires are you going to house?
— Brittany Fernanhausen (@bonnaroobritt) October 3, 2019
Answer:
Holy shit – have you read what’s actually in this thing? Rum, strawberry, dragonfruit, passion fruit, and pineapple? I mean, that doesn’t exactly scream “HALLOWEEEEEEEN” but it does sound a lot like “blacking out at an Applebee’s on a Tuesday night.” I think we need to squad up and try this thing for #content. You give me a night when I don’t have to wake up early the next morning, and I bet I could kill 10 of these things. Applebee’s for the win, again.
Question:
What you gonna do with all that junk? All that that junk inside your trunk?
— Worrier is the name of the doctor, not the monster (@WorrierMN) October 3, 2019
Answer:
I’mma get get get get you drunk off of my $203 FeedMe Laptop that bought because someone was GENIUS enough to realize that this question was the PERFECT place to drop an ad tweet. Works every time.
Alternative answer: I’m gonna do some shidding and farding.
Keep the questions coming – catch y’all next week!
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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