I’ve tried twerking a few times. Back in my single days, it was a surefire way to make sure I didn’t leave the club alone if you catch my drift. Just get out on the floor at the Red Rooster (R.I.P.) and drop that ass. Those were the glory days.
But, now that I’ve established myself as a credible authority on twerking, I can add that it actually is quite physically taxing. Sometimes, I’d run out of steam rather quickly. That’s why I was incredibly impressed to read that a woman was recently arrested for twerking on top of a moving vehicle out in Antioch.
Video captured a woman twerking on a vehicle traveling down Antioch Pike near Blue Hole Road on September 20, and police arrested her overnight.
Yep – they’re gonna hit ya with the good ol’ ‘disorderly conduct’ for that one. I mean….if you’re driving down Antioch Pike and see that shit, you’re going to stop and look! That’s just something you don’t see every day, folks. Whether it excites you, terrifies you, disgusts you, or whatever – you are going to turn that head of your’s and look. So, when the cops say this lady was causing distracted drivers, I believe ’em. Them’s the rules.
That said…
This has to be right up there with surfing in terms of difficulty of execution. She slips up once and is really fortunate to have not eaten pavement there, but all in all, I find myself being quite impressed by this athletic display. Sue me. I am a sports analyst that analyzes displays of athleticism all the time. I’m just calling it like I see it. This lady could be the Larry Fitzgerald of twerking.
We don’t have a SoBros Award for twerking, but I think we need to make one just for this lady.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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