Over two years ago, we here at SoBros Network officially endorsed Dennis Kelly as the official unofficial favorite Tennessee Titan of the SoBros Network. We’re also the crack journalists that uncovered what Kelly’s pro wrestling finishing move would be via Twitter (it’s the jack knife powerbomb, FYI). We started calling him “Touchdown” Dennis Kelly (“TDK” for short) because of the trend we noticed – you put him in the game, touchdowns will be scored.
Folks, it feels good to finally be proven right after all this time. It’s not just a damn Twitter gimmick anymore. It’s a literal fact. Dennis Kelly, after what feels like a decade of reporting as eligible (eligible AF, actually), has found the end zone.
BIG MAN TD!
— NFL (@NFL) November 24, 2019
OL Dennis Kelly scores for the @Titans! #TitanUp #JAXvsTEN
: CBS
: NFL app // Yahoo Sports app
Watch free on mobile: https://t.co/YLI9jW8U5W pic.twitter.com/5zQG71DOLP
I don’t want to flat out say that I can see the future, because I’d sound like a lunatic, but I will say that I saw this happening before it happened. Want proof? I wouldn’t have called him “Touchdown” Dennis Kelly if I didn’t believe it. Boom. Journalism facts.
But, would you LOOK AT THAT!?!? The Undertaker out there tombstoning the Jags into the dirt. Shut the casket, this one’s over boys! From the snap, he stands up and throws a block, making sure to hit someone before breaking out. The nice little back pedal, the sure hands. Just an all around knockout play by the Titans tackle/guard/now wide receiver too, I guess. And, how about that celebration?
THAT #DONTGIVA MENTALITY IS REAL@TaylorLewan77 @titans pic.twitter.com/YwGSdesr5f
— Bussin' With The Boys (@BussinWTB) November 24, 2019
*cues Stone Cold Steve Austin’s entrance music*
You know those had to be Steveweisers he was chuckin’ around to the teammates. Gimme a hell yeah! Not only was the touchdown A+, but so was the celebration. Should we expect anything less from The Big Dog?!?!
Quick check – can someone tell me how many touchdowns Dorial Green-Beckham has this season? That’s what I thought. The Titans committed highway robbery like the Repo Man on the Philadelphia Eagles in this trade years ago.
Anyway, celebrate with A LITTLE BIT OF THE BUBBLY, big man. That touchdown was JUST. TOO. SWEET.
(bay bay!)
Editor’s note: I am pleased with the amount of wrestling references I’ve worked into this “article.”
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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