I regret to inform you that the fine folks at Pringles have already sold out of the fine treat I’m about to share with you today. But, I started this piece before I got sick last week, and I’ll be damned if I’m going to do half the work and not see it through to the end. So, in true SoBros fashion, I’m going to write about something that’s a week old and probably isn’t even relevant anymore.
Big fan of the Pringles in my household. I just think it’s pretty close to being the perfect chip – a good old fashioned plain Pringle has the right amount of salty goodness and the perfect texture. I would even recommend crunching up a few Pringles and putting ’em on your next peanut butter sandwich. They have the best barbecue flavor in the game, and the honey mustard chips are a hidden gem in the potato chip game.
Well, folks – the fine people at Pringles have announced that they are continuing to take the potato chip game to the next level with the advent of the Friendsgiving Feast.
RED HOT TRIPLE BIRD ALERT!!! Don’t miss Pringles Friendsgiving Feast, featuring The Turducken Stack, dropping in limited quantities on Thursday at 12pm ET here: https://t.co/MYfOPw38hd. We’d start refreshing that page now. pic.twitter.com/A5M2TxuRPw
— Pringles (@Pringles) November 5, 2019
Six flavors up in this bitch: turkey, duck, chicken, stuffing, cranberry sauce, and pumpkin pie.
YEET.
Forget actual Thanksgiving dinner. You just have to show up with this thing and your family will love you forever. You’ll be asked to handle Thanksgiving every year for all time. Team Cranberry Sauce HAS to be ecstatic by this move, too. How do you bring cranberry sauce back? You put it on a damn Pringle.
Real talk – I could do a whoppin’ number on some stuffing Pringles. That is the quintessential Thanksgiving flavor in my book. The only thing missing is the mashed taters, but…that’s….kinda what you’re making when you eat chips. So, I guess it’s logical to NOT include that flavor. And, believe me, if you eat all of this ridiculousness, you’ll be making plenty of gravy….out your ass (in case that joke wasn’t clear enough).
I don’t care that this is old and I’ve probably pissed more people off by introducing them to this product only for them to find out it is no longer available. I will cross this shit off my to-do list from a week ago.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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