Florida Might Use Drones to Fight Pythons, LFG!

Florida recently approved a bill that would allow a couple of state agencies to start using drones to fight off damn Burmese pythons. This sounds like a war!

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Big, big news out of Florida yesterday. Stop me if you’ve ever read that line on this here website. But, this is for real this time. People are finally taking a stand in the War On Humans, as the animal kingdom attempts to take back the planet for itself. Specifically, Florida is in the battle of a lifetime against Burmese pythons literally invading the state. That’s why they call them ‘invasive species’ and what have you.

Well, a Senate committee just voted on a bill that might just tip the scales in favor of the humans.

Courtesy of NBC Miami:

Florida could turn to the sky to fight Burmese pythons on the ground under a bill a Senate committee unanimously approved Monday to allow two state agencies to use drones in the effort to eradicate invasive plants and animals.

MAN!

We’re here, people! This is the fucking future! If you haven’t kept up with my work here on SoBros Network over the last several years, I LIVE for this kind of shit. We’re goin’ all out now.

Sure, there are some questions about how exactly the drones are going to identify the pythons. But, you know what? It’s a chance they need to take. It does make me wonder, though – what are they doing right now to fight off the invading pythons?

Y’all just sacrificing people with guns to fight ’em off by hand? That’s pretty daunting. The drone is the way to go – you just fly over, catch that thing by surprise, and blow it to smithereens.

Big win for humans in Florida.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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