Big news out of Tennessee Titans practice yesterday, as we can always count on the legendary Jim Wyatt to bring us the content we crave. It’s a big week, as the Titans prepare to travel to take on the #1 seed Baltimore Ravens in the Divisional Round of the AFC Playoffs. And, judging from the looks of this clip, wide receiver A.J. Brown is ready to go off.
The floss is not dead…@Brown1arthur @Titans pic.twitter.com/MqAXHsYiR4
— Jim Wyatt (@jwyattsports) January 7, 2020
Whoa. Slow down those explosive hips, sir. We don’t want any unplanned pregnancies around here. Let’s save all the baby-making for when the Titans beat the Ravens.
Nice to see the boys are loose out there this week, but I have to be honest. I’m a journalist and that’s…like…the number one rule of journalism. You are at least supposed to tell the truth. And, the truth is….the floss game of A.J. Brown needs some work.
Maybe I’m just mad because I could never master the floss. As a man who likes to stay up on current dance, I learned the dance from LMFAO’s “Party Rock Anthem.” I learned the Gangnam Style dance. But, for whatever reason, I couldn’t get the hang of the floss. I watched HOURS of it, though, so that kinda makes me an expert. That’s another rule of journalism – gotta establish yourself as an authority on whatever you’re writing about.
Anyway, A.J. Brown is just a bit too chunky in his movement here. This floss isn’t fluid enough. It’s almost like his hips and arms are moving at different times. His hips aren’t moving in continuous fashion…it’s like they’re stopping and setting before moving on to the next position. All the while, the arms are going nonstop. Just out of sync.
I imagine that Mike Vrabel and Arthur Smith will have a game plan to address this in the offseason program.
In conclusion, the Titans are going to beat the Ravens and the floss needs to fucking die already. Also, fuck the Ravens.
Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley
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