Big news from the fine folks at Bridgestone Arena this morning, as they tweeted that James Taylor (the man, the myth, the legend himself) would be coming to our city, Nashville, Tennessee, on June 30th, 2020. Special guests Jackson Browne will be accompanying him, and tickets go on sale Friday February 7th at 11AM.
Folks….consider this your advanced warning. You better stock up on the condoms before the show gets here. By the time this show rolls around, there might not be enough left in the city.
ANNOUNCEMENT: @JamesTaylor_com and his All-Star Band are coming to Bridgestone Arena on June 30th with special guest @SongsofJBrowne!
— Bridgestone Arena (@BrdgstoneArena) January 23, 2020
Tickets on sale Friday, February 7th at 11AM. pic.twitter.com/SyvxGYIQR3
Is Bridgestone Arena practically endorsing an orgy right there in the arena?! Because, you gotta know what you’re signing up for here. The pure sex factor of James Taylor just does things to people.
People are going to be sexin’ all over that building on June 30th.
I’ve never seen anything like it. James Taylor has a ridiculous cult following. It just makes me wonder how spectacular his prowess is as a love maker. Sure, he’s a talented musician and all, but so is Chris Stapleton, and you don’t see people treating him like a sex god. There’s some intangible energy here that science might not be able to explain.
I know one thing…if you plan on going anywhere downtown on June 30th, just be careful. Wear shoes that you use to work in, not something nice. There’s no telling what you might step in if you’re walking around the arena.
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