Apparently, There’s a Subculture of Middle Aged Women Getting Naked for the Kansas City Chiefs

Yes. You read that headline correctly.

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I don’t want this to get out of control – this is most definitely NOT a pornographic website (says the guy who wrote about the prostitutes taking over the Ravin Hotel here in Nashville). So, I’m not going to be sharing any sort of explicit content. You can find this shit for yourself by searching @KCSportsBoobs on Twitter. But, apparently, there is this subculture of, from what Cadbury and I can tell, mainly middle aged women, who are baring their privates to the world…..for the Kansas City Chiefs.

Like, it’s just picture after picture, account after account, of women getting naked in Kansas City Chiefs gear.

An isolated account here and there isn’t going to surprise anyone…but there are A LOT of these accounts. You got KCSportsBoobs, HottiesKC, chiefs_boobs (right to the point – good branding), and from what I can tell….several swingers accounts? Are Kansas City sports fans getting that rowdy? So fired up for their team that they NEED to see tiddies in Chiefs gear? And, furthermore, that they NEED to find consenting couples to bang out four-ways with?!?!? AND WE’RE JUST GONNA DO ALL OF THIS OUT IN THE OPEN STREETS OF TWITTER!?!?

*flabbergasted*

Is this a thing? I’m just curious. I’m certainly not here to judge. I just don’t understand. Why Kansas City sports? Does every sports town have this sort of activity, and maybe Nashville hasn’t caught on?

Do we need to start @NashvilleSportsDicksAndCocks? Is Nashville missing out? Y’all know we already have a sort of little man syndrome as a sports town when it comes to the national media. We can NOT get caught without a subculture of people getting naked on Twitter.

I’m completely fascinated by this. These are older ladies that seem to have just come together in the name of Kansas City sports to put their boobs out in public. I guess you don’t need a reason to flash them titties, and as far as reasons go, “sports” counts as one.

Finally, as a general rule, if your nipples are pointing at the floor, probably just keep those tit pics to yourselves.

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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