It’s a miracle, folks! I am here to report today that a man has been cured of his blindness after he was hit by a car. Yes, you read that correctly, it would appear that at least in this instance, a man was blind….then, he was struck by a moving vehicle….then, he was not blind.
Wild coincidence? Or, an unlocking of one of science’s greatest secrets?
A Polish man who was blind for more than two decades is reportedly able to see again after being hit by a car on a zebra crossing.
This full story is wild.
Our boy is hit by the car, falls, needs hip surgery, and while he’s recovering from the surgery, his vision returns as his hip mends. It’s crazy. No more blindness.
To top it all off, this stone cold killa told the doctors they couldn’t examine him to figure out exactly what happened. Left those suckas speculating. He got his vision back and didn’t want to take any chances. Didn’t want to know what caused it. Didn’t care. What a G. Respect.
Now, the doctors don’t think it had much to do with the impact of being hit by the car. More so, it was probably the combination of medicine he was on throughout the recovery process after his hip surgery. I say, there’s only one way to find out. Gotta go run over some more blind people…..voluntarily, of course. I’m not a damn savage.
But, this is science now. Are we not destined to solve the greatest mysteries of the universe?
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