The SoBros Hot Minute: Fingernails

On an old episode of The SoBros Hot Minute, "Big Natural" Stoney Keeley vents about fingernails.

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The SoBros Hot Minute is our space to vent about whatever might be on our mind. Usually, just a quick thought or two on something that irks us, something that we love, or something we think more people need to notice. On today’s episode, I’m sharing my rant on fingernails.

I hate fingernails. Just absolutely hate ’em. I don’t even know what the hell kind of purpose they serve. If it’s to protect the ends of our fingers, then why do they only cover the top half? Ever think of that Team Fingernails?

Mine also grow like crazy. It feels like I have to trim ’em every day the same way I have to shave every day or I’m going to have a gross ass neck beard. Anyway…

Check out the full episode of The SoBros Hot Minute on fingernails here:

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Alabama
Alan Jackson’s “Good Time”
Bath & Body Works
Chicken Wars
Elvira
Facebook
Harpsichord
“Mairiota”
Men’s grooming
Nudist colonies
Realtor
RKO
Simplification
Winter Blues
Wolf Spirit

Stoney Keeley is the Editor in Chief of The SoBros Network. He is a strong supporter of Team GSD and #BeBetter. “Big Natural” covers the Tennessee Titans, Nashville, and a whole wealth of nonsense. Follow on Twitter @StoneyKeeley

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